Parvez Hassan
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Delhi Metro & Love Jihad | Stand Up Comedy by Parvez Hassan
MY FIRST STANDUP VIDEO IS HERE!!
This video basically covers two things first, how to get a seat in Delhi Metro and second, the easiest way to get killed in India. Don't forget to share this video with your friends and family.
For bookings and compliments contact at pha3019@gmail.com
Instagram: _parvezhassan
Twitter: _parvezhassan
Facebook: parvez3019/
DoP: Akshit Arora
Edit & Sound: Parvez Hassan
Venue Courtesy: Canvas Laugh Club, Gurugram
Written & Performed by - Parvez Hassan
Subtitles - Parvez Hassan
Special Thanks: To everyone who has been part of this journey.
Music Credits:
Intro - Sare Jahan Se Achcha - Instrumental - by Praashekh & Abhishek Borkar (ua-cam.com/video/WKKG0xLqluI/v-deo.html)
End Credits - Bittersweet by SYBS
And Kaho Na Kaho (Murder) Owned by Shemaroo
#StandUpComedy #DelhiMetro #CanvasLaughClub #RahulDua #Bassi #Habitat #Comedy #Suri
#AbhishekUpmanyu
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  • @rudrakshjain8492
    @rudrakshjain8492 25 днів тому

    Aur shows krlo bhai

  • @udit1390
    @udit1390 6 місяців тому

  • @yogithakarve
    @yogithakarve 6 місяців тому

    Pervez apke saare jokes maine apne neighborhood mai apply kiyae sabke sanskaar gayab kar diye maine #memory ....😂😂

  • @MohMaya-nb5ld
    @MohMaya-nb5ld 6 місяців тому

    500 saal se hmare ram janm bhumi pe tum log apna mazjid bna rkha hai... Aur serious baat ko mzaak mzaak me bol rhe... Waah😒

  • @adiff9085
    @adiff9085 6 місяців тому

    Hasna be tha kyy?

  • @harshalmehta3259
    @harshalmehta3259 6 місяців тому

    Mandir ban chuka hai vha pai na aage na piche ekdum vhi pai

  • @adeshgawale
    @adeshgawale 9 місяців тому

    🫡🫡

  • @Ae034
    @Ae034 10 місяців тому

    I loved this one dude 😂

  • @thechaturvedi438
    @thechaturvedi438 11 місяців тому

    I know this guyyy he's fkg communal.

    • @ParvezHassan
      @ParvezHassan 9 місяців тому

      How do you know me? If you actually knew you would not have wrote this ❤️

  • @thechaturvedi438
    @thechaturvedi438 11 місяців тому

    Typically Conservative Muslim Guyyyyyy. Who don't know comedy just putting religion in joke to look funny, hasna kab h?

  • @Vivek_Singh_official96
    @Vivek_Singh_official96 11 місяців тому

    Himmat chahiye bhai bolne ke liye yaar 🔥 sab log aise sochte toh sayad desh badal jaaye bhai

  • @harishankarsain1106
    @harishankarsain1106 Рік тому

    Starting with sare jahan se achha is really ❤ epic

  • @prasantkumarofficial
    @prasantkumarofficial Рік тому

    Gadar 2 is happening

  • @soumrocks7535
    @soumrocks7535 Рік тому

    The first step of every trap is to make you smile :)

  • @akashade5031
    @akashade5031 Рік тому

    😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬👎👎👎👎👎🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡 5:00 He is saying on stage that he made one Hindu girl pregnant but still he will not marry her and asking people to believe he is not a Jihadi...! How would people have reacted in some Muslim country?

    • @ParvezHassan
      @ParvezHassan Рік тому

      bhai nashe kerke video dekh raha hai kya?

    • @akashade5031
      @akashade5031 Рік тому

      @@ParvezHassan 5:00 Thank you for accepting your Agenda in Public!

  • @YourManIsMe
    @YourManIsMe Рік тому

    Part of the video has been edited I know you are afraid 😅

  • @sahilthakurr9076
    @sahilthakurr9076 Рік тому

    Mandir nahi do par musjid aur madrse do aur real jihaad kro ye bhi bolna chahiye tha bhai public khuub taali bjaati aur hastti😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🕉️

  • @Prabhjotkaur-eq4uu
    @Prabhjotkaur-eq4uu Рік тому

    Awsm 2 din mein bandi le aaya saath mein handpump b 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dineshsinghrawat9534
    @dineshsinghrawat9534 Рік тому

    Bhai mera manana hai ki admi insaan hota hai baki sab bakwaaas hai jo nhi mane vo unki soch ❤

  • @anksee2488
    @anksee2488 Рік тому

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @anayzaqureshi5680
    @anayzaqureshi5680 Рік тому

    superb bro

  • @akash_bardhan
    @akash_bardhan Рік тому

    New video kab ayega?

  • @bulbulhela935
    @bulbulhela935 Рік тому

    Every Muslim stand up comedian are same sab sale apne ko saaf aur hinduo ko galat dikhate hai aur in chutiye secular hi hi kar ke hanse ja rahe hai😠😠😠😠😠

  • @pritanshmehta426
    @pritanshmehta426 Рік тому

    Audience was a little dumb I think

  • @anarkalimamta3448
    @anarkalimamta3448 Рік тому

    Very hilarious

  • @BLUR7777
    @BLUR7777 Рік тому

    Jai Sri Ram....🛕

  • @shaikhrehan8627
    @shaikhrehan8627 Рік тому

    love the way u writing the jokes

  • @Kolkataop_editz
    @Kolkataop_editz Рік тому

    Love jihad

  • @pranavdubey5966
    @pranavdubey5966 Рік тому

    Bruhh I was happy with your comedy only but then came the social message... India needs more people like this mentality and especially in the states where hate against religion is more than towards criminals... Dil chuu liya bhai tune. Kisi k alhamdulillah aur jai shree ram bolne s agr tumko spreading of terror lagta hai, So people kindly fuck off and let the people live in peace and not your killing mentality.

  • @Suraj-Verma_
    @Suraj-Verma_ Рік тому

    Compare on every perspective but don't compare us on women thing because we don't make our women a child producing factory and cover them with clothes like an object.

  • @dklf697
    @dklf697 Рік тому

    Bus mock-test knee bolna

  • @ronniechawariya8057
    @ronniechawariya8057 Рік тому

    In the end give me tears

  • @dharmeshparikh7837
    @dharmeshparikh7837 Рік тому

    😂😂

  • @knowthis8357
    @knowthis8357 Рік тому

    Is there anyone in 2023 who don't want Hindu-Muslim,and masjid-mandir. ❣️FROM INDIA

  • @RAJThakur-gu6zb
    @RAJThakur-gu6zb Рік тому

    Ye bhaossdi ke chutiya h ye has Jo rahe h

  • @adityapawar659
    @adityapawar659 Рік тому

    Aftab used to crack same jokes.

  • @naushadrashid5630
    @naushadrashid5630 Рік тому

    Bhaii...next video kab ayega

  • @proudindian3710
    @proudindian3710 Рік тому

    मैं राजीव चौक पे मेट्रो चेंज नहीं कर सकता। किसी का रिलीजन चेंज क्या करूंगा😂😂😂😂🙏

  • @iyiitsruhiiiyi4530
    @iyiitsruhiiiyi4530 Рік тому

    I am a converted muslimah and my mehboob is muslim too 🥺 i am so afraid 😟 I don't know how my parents will accept us may ALLAH grant me ease 💔 ameen summa ameen

  • @sushilraskaran4943
    @sushilraskaran4943 Рік тому

    Really Amazing Video and Great Humour Also have a good lesson ☺️♥️🇮🇳

  • @ashwinmeshram9279
    @ashwinmeshram9279 Рік тому

    Which song it is

  • @ManishKumar-rc8rm
    @ManishKumar-rc8rm Рік тому

    Bsdk bihariyo ko soch Smjh k bol lwde baap h tumhare

  • @prophet0019
    @prophet0019 Рік тому

    Abe pedophile Muhammad

  • @radhavallabhh
    @radhavallabhh Рік тому

    Ab dekh lo love jihad = shradda =35=aftaf

    • @utkarshagrawal2002
      @utkarshagrawal2002 Рік тому

      waise hmare jaipur me kal hi 10 tukde kre hai ek hindu ne apni hi maa ke, aur love jihad tb mana jaata hai jb religous conversion pr force kr rhe ho lekin aftab wale case me esa nhi hai

  • @123Lonewolf
    @123Lonewolf Рік тому

    Iske comedy me bhi iske religion ka jo gussa h wo dikh rha h...Every time he was opposing hindu culture and at last cricitised BJP and raised Question on Election commission of manipulating muslim votes.

  • @teluguselfbusiness4090
    @teluguselfbusiness4090 Рік тому

    Love jihad danger to hindu girls nowdays

  • @DemonShanks
    @DemonShanks Рік тому

    I knew it was a murder movie song when he read first line... Even I don't even know arabic😂😂😂😂

  • @allahlesboslu2_9
    @allahlesboslu2_9 Рік тому

    Target non b u &!@ m w 0 men but if b u &!@ m w 0 men m arry then do h0nor k !//in

  • @simmysimmi2945
    @simmysimmi2945 Рік тому

    jobhi ho love jihad real hai aur yaha pe jitne bhi rape hote hi 99 percent rapist muslim hi hote hi jaha jaha muslim ki abadi badhti hai non muslim reh nahi pate ache se yebhi sach ha

    • @utkarshagrawal2002
      @utkarshagrawal2002 Рік тому

      nirbhaya ke 5 me se 4 rapist hindu the priyanka reddy ek rapist hindu the aur na jane kitne btau

    • @jinayj9211
      @jinayj9211 Рік тому

      @@utkarshagrawal2002 tm jese woke log hee main dikkat aur dushman ho humare culture ka.... bhagwan na kre tere parivar k saath esa kuch bhi ho..lekin jab esa kuch hoga tb realise hoga ki glt tha